Wow I am so fucking stupid

I can’t fucking believe this.
Wow ok

Yeah it’s cool mya I’m always here for you yeah then I’m going to be a bitch and make you cry and still act all fucking innocent

sparrot:

beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through

back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto

we about to kill all y’all

give us your corn

give us your land

give us your butts

(Source: wurmpl, via wankbankofamerica)

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost, via wankbankofamerica)

danmakesmehowell:

sometimes i just look at my url and think “yes”

(via blackholesandrevelanus)

alltheprettylittlewhoreses:

asupriseparty:

The internet’s great because there are no awkward pauses like you can take as long as you need to come up with a response or just reply hours later and just say you were offline it’s great

every day